The 7 Stages of Trying to Fix Something Yourself

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Stage 1: Blind Optimism

“This can’t be that hard!” you say, staring at a broken faucet, a wonky shelf, or a mysterious car noise. You roll up your sleeves, grab a tool you’re pretty sure is called a wrench (or is it a spanner?), and dive in with the confidence of someone who’s watched half a YouTube tutorial.

Stage 2: The Over-Research Rabbit Hole

You hop online to “quickly check” how to fix the issue, only to emerge three hours later, an accidental expert on hydraulic systems, the history of Allen wrenches, and why duct tape is apparently a lifestyle. The problem? You still don’t know how to fix your thing.

Stage 3: The Improvised Tool Phase

Your toolbox doesn’t have the exact screwdriver you need, but who cares? A butter knife, a pen, or your house keys will do. Will this lead to success? Maybe. Will it lead to minor injuries? Almost definitely.

Stage 4: Rage-Quitting (For Now)

Half an hour in, you’re sweating, your “tool” is bent beyond recognition, and the problem looks worse than before. You mutter a string of words that would make a sailor blush and stomp off, vowing never to touch the thing again. Until you remember hiring someone costs money.

Stage 5: The Duct Tape Solution

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Is duct tape a permanent fix? No. Is it holding the entire world together, one sticky strip at a time? Absolutely. You slap it on, give it a pat, and hope for the best.

Stage 6: The Accidental Victory

Miraculously, your slapdash effort works. The faucet stops dripping, the shelf stays upright, and you feel like a genius—never mind the fact that it’s held together by tape, luck, and whispered prayers.

Stage 7: Eternal Bragging Rights

From now on, every time someone mentions anything vaguely related to fixing things, you’ll say, “Oh yeah, I fixed my own [insert object here]. No big deal.” You’re basically a professional now, and everyone should know it.

Conclusion

DIY isn’t just about saving money—it’s about the journey, the creative swearing, and the satisfaction of solving a problem (even if you just duct-tape it into submission). So the next time something breaks, remember: you’ve got this. Or at least, you’ve got duct tape. Same thing.

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